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Which is better? Depends what you're looking for in a card game.

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Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 09:42 am A little fun!


So I ended up in 4H on this hand with the bidding that you see above, and the opening lead was the D5.  I put up the Jack, it went Queen of course, and I won the ace.  Now I played the HQ from my hand, and west slowly contributed the Ace...I was hopeful it was a Rabbi's rule hand, but east followed with the 3.  8-).  Unlucky.  Back came a trump, east won the king as I unblocked an honor, and east now led the CA.  I ruffed, high of course.  Crossed to a trump, and led the SJ.  East contributed the queen - I played the King, and west won the ace and was now in a bit of a pickle...  she played a spade.  I popped 10 and the 9 tumbled... that was all I needed.  D7 fetched the 10, I won the King.  spade to the 8!  Now the D6 fetched the 8.  And guess what?  that itty bitty D4 was now high too :).

Teammates come back looking wretched, in an obvious state of despair.  you see, they overstepped a bit and on a spade lead had to go down in 6C.  No problem, I said, "win 11!"
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Oct. 13th, 2008 @ 09:40 am Bridge Update
Howdy Folks,

Just a quick note to mention a couple of things, not the least of which is my laziness in posting to the bridge blog I created.  Well, truth be told, I dont have the time that I had over the summer.  Life is getting more and more hectic by the second, it seems.  Anyway, I have played with the DoG in a couple of events in the last 4 weeks that I hope to blog about soon...

The first is the Instant Matchpoint Game from mid-september.  Played locally with the DoG, followed suit...life was good.  The second is the NAP qualifier from my district - 4 sessions of matchpoints (my least favorite event).  Followed suit as best as I could - was fighting a brutal case of 'die Scheiße' (dont speak german?  be thankful in this case).  Anyway, I dont want to suggest that I was suffering, but between the aforementioned problems, i had a mild cough and a cold to go with it - and oh yeah - sunday morning was going between sweating and shivering - not a great weekend for me physically.  Halfway through the last session, a woman gave me three pills to take - told me her husband was a doctor, and I would feel fine after taking them...

I trust people dont you?  Took em - 3 hours later I was ready to finally eat something...the drive home wasnt bad - didnt have to stop every 30 minutes...Anyway - will blog about these two events at some point in the very near future - while the NAP hands are fresh.  You all can get access to the Instant Matchpoint Hands...and results if you so choose - they're online someplace...

till next time.
AMF
-Bri
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Aug. 10th, 2008 @ 11:15 pm Barbu? What is that?
A few of you have asked "If Barbu is so important, where are your blog entries?"  Good question, I say!  You can find our barbu blog here:

http://web.mac.com/tyrrhena/BARBU/BARBU/BARBU.html

AMF!

(ps - you will find nothing related to the WNY Barbu league posted at this site any longer - so bookmark the above if you are interested...unless of course we play barbu at some bridge tournament some place...)

(pps - the POLL QUESTION below deals with the opening lead given to you in a problem in the section following the poll....sorry - future editions will put the poll questions AFTER the section so that it is less confusing.  Lo Siento, Amigos!
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Aug. 9th, 2008 @ 04:38 pm (no subject)
Poll #1237930 It's your lead....
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 2

What did you lead against 6NT?

View Answers
Spade
0 (0.0%)
Heart
0 (0.0%)
Diamond
0 (0.0%)
Club
2 (100.0%)
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Aug. 9th, 2008 @ 01:42 pm NAPs, BBO, and random thoughts...
Playing with the Big DoG in the NAPs - so we had to qualify a week ago.  we did - but not without trial and tribulation.  further, I want to post our system stuff so that you, the rabid readers, can make suggestions, modifications, and ask questions - if I am not clear - I will need to update that, obviously.

BBO - Have played on there more this week than in the last 6 months combined - some with QP, some with VJ, and some with JoKer.  The hands with JoKer were interesting - first because I was sitting in my backyard enjoying a fire - it was the 9pm matchpoint game.  There were an incredible set of hands - like hands designed for both matchpoints and teaching...proud to say we scratched, but left a LOT on the table....

some examples:  Please note:  I have not specified in which seat I am - these hands are not designed for you to figure out where JoKer and I were sitting - rather, to simply answer the questions....
This hand showed up with 2 boards to play - we were having a great game going into the last round - only 2 below average boards...(one was nearly a zero)...anyway, I picked up:
Q108
K10876
743
54

The auction, with JoKer and I silent, was:
1C - 1H
1S - 4N
5H! - 6N

5H was explained as showing two keys, no spade queen.  Your lead. 

Earlier, this auction came up - you are North, West deals, and neither vul.
West.....North.....East.....South
1S...........P............2S.........2N
3S..........P...............P.........4D
(all pass)

What is going on?  What is your gut feeling?  What are the possibilities?  If it matters, south is not a slouch.  You probably want your hand, right?  Who cares - this is a theory question, but if you must know, you hold:

Q72
8652
1093
K92

So a)  what is going on? and b) do you agree with the ultimate pass by north, and c)  if not, what action do you take?

Another hand - you're not, they're hot.  The auction, with you as North:

West.....North.....East.....South
------.......-----.........P...........P
1C.........DBL........P..........2S
P...........??

Do you have enough to make a try here?
J1094
AK104
A652
J

The answer lies within the nature of 2S.  Presumably this is - I have the best passed hand possible and spades - do something intelligent - or is it - i have something 8 HCP or better that is useful.  would 2C start all hands that are 'good' without regard to what suits South might have?  Or is 2C some sort of limit-raise-takeout with the unbid suits?

last but not least...a rock...

matchpoints, all hot.  East deals - this is one of those famous 'assign the blame' deals....

....................void
....................Q962
....................AKQJ8
....................AK103
Q1093........................................KJ8765
4..................................................A85
96................................................75
Q98742......................................65
....................A42
....................KJ1073
....................10432
....................J

West.....North.....East.....South
------.......------........2S.........P
..P!..........DBL........P...........3H
3S!!..........4H......(all pass)

Assign blame (percentages if you wish) for missing slam.  How should the auction go?  What if the auction starts with 2S-P-4S-DBL - what now?

will post some hands from my NAP Q with the DoG soon....

AMF....
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Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 06:45 pm Final Vegas Blog...
Howdy Avid Rant Readers -
You are reading the last entry for this national.  I was going to blog tuesday and wednesday, but I am too upset to do so...i am thoroughly disappointed to be sure....

we crushed our opponents on tuesday, and were in a position to do the same on wednesday - but that did not happen.  anyway, I am not writing about anything from tuesday or wednesday with one exception - the moysian slam....

Sky and I (dont ask why, dont get me started) bid out to 6D on the following tickets...

AJ86..........Q5
A.................K72
Q1072.......A64
6542..........AKQJ3

North preempted with hearts.  South doubled 6D by west - I was declaring.  the rest of the auction will be left to your imagination... +1540 was good for 14 IMPs.  That doesn't include the 1400 we collected on another hand...and kicked the opponents ass despite multiple boards upon which poor judgment due to lack of experience flooded multiple IMPs to the opponents....in the final analysis, we lost by 12 IMPs.  I am sure a modicum of experience would have had no effect on the outcome of this match.

Perhaps next year.
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Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 06:07 pm Vegas - Day 7 - Spingold Starts
Day 7 in Vegas – Monday  0-5000 Spingold
This is the other event that matters to me here.  I am going to be playing with QP – but apparently only half the time.  That sucks.  I did not know that I was half of a support person on this squad.  Not that it bothers me that much, but I prefer to have my judgment be a part of the equation for every hand, not just the even numbered quarters of each match – or so I assume. 

Well anyway, we end up with the 43 seed in this event.  The seeding is a joke.  They take everyone’s factored masterpoints, and assign you a value based on that number.  Ridiculous.  Whatever, they claim they have to do it to make it ‘fair.’  Yeah, it’s so fair that the #1 seed fell in the round of 64.  Joke.  The defending champs are seeded 22.  Sure that’s fair.

Anyway, enough about my problems.  We are playing with Tom Breed and Li-Chung Chen.  I hope I spelled that correctly.  QP is gonna ‘kiss the sky’ for the odd numbered quarters, and I’ll enjoy the even numbered quarters – fine – as long as we win.  So I come in the second quarter on the day 1 qualifier.  There are 100 teams, and they have to get down to 64 – a power of 2 – to get to a decent place – so 36 teams get eliminated today.  We are in a three-way with the 29 seed and the 87 seed.  Well, we’re down 11 to the 29 seed and down 13 to the 87 seed when I enter the fray. 

Lo and behold, who should sit down against me but an old nemesis from my fledgling days in Tucson.  LAD we’ll call him.  LAD once accused me of cheating when I pulled the wrong card out of my hand – I trumped instead of following suit – when I had 2 of the suit to follow – and his partner subsequently went down in claimer.  I think I had 7 masterpoints then.  OBVIOUSLY I knew I could get away with that because with 7 masterpoints, you need to cheat – and you know how to cheat, right?  Arse. 

The second board out LADs partner overcalls 1NT.  I was having no part of that and cranked it up – +500 for the good guys and win 9.  Two hands later….
AQ7652
A
KQ43
A10

So I opened 1S.  QP bids 2H (wow!), and I bid 2S.  QP now bids 4D.  ZOIKS – this is good and bad news – the grand is out (we generally don’t splinter with stiff Aces), but we’re definitely bidding some slam.  So my rock and I bid 4NT.  QP fesses up to 2 key cards – so it was stiff Ace.  Lets see, 6 spades, 1 heart, 3 diamonds, 1 club.  Further, I know his pattern is 4513 (or better for me).  That means we have NO losers in any suit.  Not sure we have 13 winners on power in NoTrump.  7S I say.  2210 later, we pickup 13 IMPs.  My teammate, nijuku we’ll call him, preempted 3C as the dealer on my left, so it was hard to get there….

When the smoke clears, we pick up 10 IMPs, and at half-time we’re down 1 to this team – the 29 seed.

In the other match, we’re playing a couple of Asian dudes who, QP claims, may engage in various levels of nefarious activity.  I don’t know much.  But they bid everything in sight, and sadly, QP and I are handcuffed to do anything about it – we give up 6 more IMPs in this quarter – but an interesting success.  It is clear we’re losing more imps to this team going into the final board, and I picked up”
103
AK1097
A4
J1097

I opened 1H.  QP bid a semi-forcing NT.  I bid 2C, and QP bid 2NT.  The hell with it.  I bet he cant take exactly 8 tricks!  3NT I say!  His hand?

654
Q4
Q9873
AQ5

Can you take 9 tricks?  Hearts break.  The CK is offside.  The DK is ‘onside’ third.  The lead is the D5.  That goes to the King and a diamond back.  Guess what?  They are 3-3.  Claim it up.  Horrible defense.  And we needed the extra 10 IMPs.  So we give up 6 more imps to this team.

As we enter the dinner break, we’re down 1 IMP against the ‘high seed,’ and down 19 IMPs against the ‘low seed.’  I think (read: know) we can beat the high seed.  The low seed, not too sure – they play the cards very well, and bid like maniacs.  A lethal IMP combination.
Sky invites us all for dinner and we have a wonderful meal as a team.  I am dead broke.  Literally all I have in my pocket right now is my room key, 2 pennies, and 4 tokens for video games at the Sahara hotel….summer time is not easy when there is NO income.  That said, tt is fun to hang with these guys, and get to know Nijuku and Tomb.  

One of these days, I am going to post ALL the nicknames that have been used on this blog and address the people in detail.  We’ll see if that helps you.

SO the third quarter comes up with a bit of a hitch.  We drop IMPs to the nemesis team and now trail them by 13.  We pickup 10 IMPs against the ‘low seed’ and now trail them by 9.  This blows.  This should not be happening.  On paper, we should be able to crush these two teams.  I don’t know Tomb and Nijuku from Shinola, but I know they finished in the overalls of the 3-day Life Master Pairs.

LAD comes over before the 4th quarter begins to inform me that he wants to hold my cards and see how they do.  I think that is an awesome idea.  I want to plant my foot so far into this guy’s colon that I have to reach into his mouth to untie my shoes.  Forgiven but not forgotten, I guess.

Second board out – we pick up 10 IMPs on what should have been a routine hand.  QP passes.  RHO opens 1D.  I bid 1S.  Lefty passes, and QP bids 1NT.  I raise to 3NT.  He is used to this because I always have extras for my overcalls…my hand:
AKQ98
Q
KJ4
A982

QP knows this is a possible hand type for 19 highs, sure, but an obvious flaw, and if QP cant raise, are we going to make a game?  I think not.  No Harm is overcalling alone.  The contract is the same, but the result is different – somehow Nijuku and Tomb beat it….oh well…
2 boards later – the auction, you are South and the dealer.

W     N     E     S
--……--……--……P
1D…2S…..X……P
3C…P…….3S…..P
3NT…P…..P…..DBL
(all pass)

I was speculating a bit.  Have you discussed a sequence similar to this with your favorite partner?  You should if you have not.  What is dbl here?  They have bid all the suits except spades.  You had 2 chances to ‘raise’ spades (re-double of the double, and double of 3S) but chose not to.  Ergo, a spade is out.  You don’t have a suit of your own that partner is aware of, so this is a Lightner-esque double.  What was dummy’s first bid suit?  Hearts!

Your hand:
103
AQ1095
1094
J85

Sure you have no defense if they can rack up 9 winners…but without a heart lead, you probably stand no chance.  As it turns out, declarer has only 8 tricks without a heart lead, but with a heart lead – declarer has 6 tricks.  You collect 500 and another 10 IMPs for your effort.  Later on, you smack them in a partial and collect 100 for win 5.  You win this set 26-0 and send LAD back to his hotel room sucking his thumb.  He did NOT crack 3NT – although he did pause for thought for a very long time over both the 3H bid and the subsequent 3NT call.  Nice.  Who’s cheating?

Enter the 87 seed.  You’re down 9 to them – barely an IMP a board.  But they are a good team so it probably wont be easy.  Second board out…it goes 1D-Pass-1S to you, holding:
32
AKJ93
52
A1065
SO the auction begins with 1D on your left.  RHO bids 1S.  You bid 2H.  You are one trick light for this overcall – QP has grown accustomed to me have the same hand but with AJ10 of clubs or something similar that would produce an extra trick.  I don’t have it – but when LHO bids 2S, QP bids 3S – yee haw.  So I bid a game – obviously – knowing that I am probably a trick light.  QP has a scattered 10 count and makes a comment about having a slam try – and he does, opposite a more normal overcall for me.  Win 7 for +450 when they only get to a part score at the other table….

We’re now down 2 imps to this team with 5 boards to go…and then….
AKQJ97
-----
A2
AQJ72

I am a conservative bidder, but this looks like a 2C opener to me….the opps are silent:
P – 2C
2D! – 2S
3C – 5H!!
5NT!!! – 7C
! = something
!! = exclusion blackwood for clubs
!!! = 1 key card, no trump queen
This was laydown, QP held:
43
9872
J3
K10983

25 HCP grand slams do not suck.  Win 14.  My counterpart opened all of 1S.  and his RHO, my teammate, balanced.  They managed to get to game.

We picked up 13 IMPs a bit later when our opps did not bid a slam, but our teammates did.  Then, a bit of a play problem…
K107
J109
10876
976

Q32
AQ2
AKQ
A432
The spots are 100% accurate.  This looks like a ‘Bridge-Master’ hand.  In Bridge Master, the spots are 100% relevant – and all spot cards are givens as 2’s or 3’s unless they matter.  So I got a heart lead…can you find 9 tricks?  Me neither.  I found 10.  Win 11.  The HK is not onside…
So we beat this team 46-3 this set.  We win both matches!  We now assume the 29 seed because they lost – so long LAD.  Go back to Tucson and accuse others of cheating, cheater.  And life goes on…Day 2 of the spingold tomorrow.  We draw the 36 seed – they are higher than our original seed, but perhaps the seeding is really as meaningless as it appears….in any event, I assume I will only play the 2nd and 4th quarter tomorrow as well…

Will let you know more about that then…..
AMF!
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Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 06:06 pm Vegas - Day 6
SUNDAY – Vegas day 6. 
I am banished to the 4th ring of hell for the first session Sunday – that is to say I have to sit out the first half.  Oh well.  Such is the pleasure of playing five or six handed.  Sometimes I want the break – sometimes I need the break – and usually I just want to play…this is one of those times.  I miss Lori.  I miss the kids.  As luck would have it, our team annihilates the opposition in the first half – so badly in fact that our opponents are completely demoralized and w/d from the event.  As such, I get the ENTIRE afternoon off!  YAY!  But I have to find something to do now…not easy….but I end up goofing off with some friends, helping QP checkout of his hotel, and enjoying a $0.99 hot dog which is unbelievably HUGE!  0.5lbs – footlong.  Yikes. 

On to the finals – we draw the team we expected to draw – well, the team that I expected we’d draw.  If you were here, you’d ‘know’ why I expected to draw them.  If you weren’t, I am not going to tell you…but I predicted we would draw this team last night when I saw the final eight teams in the event…I don’t know ‘Y’ I think that way sometimes, but it’s amazing how often that happens.
SO the team decides that Lou and I should anchor the evening – no problem…here we go!

I have to confess – my notes are crappy about this set.  We lose the first half by a million, and someone’s true colors come through – there is a suggestion to withdraw.  Get serious – we can beat any team in this event, especially this one – but we don’t – we end up losing, and life goes on….

It’s not a big deal, really – I have lost KOs before….
AMF!
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Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 12:59 pm Vegas Report - Day 5 Weekend KOs
Las Vegas - Day 5
So I wake up early today, we pack up our crap, and we checkout of the Sahara.  Lori wants to hang out, and perhaps do a little shopping before leaving for Buffalo.  This sucks royally – that she is leaving.  It was fun, nay, great having her here – but it ended so abruptly…
So as I mentioned yesterday, the team wants to play KOs this weekend.  I estimate we’ll be in bracket 2 or bracket 3 based on my Gatlinburg experience.  Well, I was wrong.  Because the spingold starts Monday, a lot of pairs are brushing up on their agreements, etc, on the weekend – and we end up the bottom of bracket 5 (of 19).  So I get Lori to the airport, haul ‘ace’ back to the playing site, and find my teammates – nearly a needle in a haystack – 276 teams in room – not to mention the compacts, the swiss, the side pairs games, etc…WOW!  There are a LOT of folks here…

So I finally see the team – and have a seat.  Lo and behold, Lou is sitting there.  I think Lou is new to the blog…not sure.  I know I have discussed hands that I have played against him, but have not played with him in so long that there is not an extensive materials list for the blog.  So anyway, we review some stuff real quick, and sit down to do battle…

The state of the match?  We’re already ahead by 30 IMPs at the halfway point.  Our teammates inform us that the opponents don’t seem to have a grasp as to what is going on – fundamentally speaking – they just don’t have it.  I have to disagree ever so slightly – the pair Lou and I play against aren’t tragic. 

2nd board out of the box, I see what they meant…Their bidding sequence was from science fiction…
N – S
1N – 2C (DBL)
3H – 4H
4N – 5C
5H – all pass.
The No-Trumper asked for key cards.  I cranked the stayman inquiry, and Lou duly led a club – I quickly cashed the CA and DA – dummy had stiff king of diamonds.  Declarer then finessed into my king of trumps – stiff no less.  That was 11 quick IMPs.  

A few hands later, I have a WWJD problem.  I picked up:
KJ104
852
54
Q1052
All HOT – Lou opens 3S as dealer.  I have a great preemptive hand – but guess what?  My RHO bids 6H.  What is your call?  I reasoned something like this – it is likely that 7H is making – and it is likely that if I push this pair, they will bid it.  So if I pass, they might not bid it.  If they do bid it, I will save.  SO I passed….7H on my left…pass pass….7S.  Double.  1700!  Yikes – but the cool thing is they are cold for 7H – so this is a possible pickup – lose 6.  Not only did our teammates not bid the grand, the opps didn’t save – the auction was the same through 6H (i.e., two bids long). 

So we pile on another 34 IMPs to win by a bundle….on to round 2.  In the meantime, the D-5 GNT-B squad from Buffalo (Hammer, Lumbar, JaG, Naid) is in the round of four – and leading by 28 at halftime!  So we go eat together at the Peppermill…some great stories from both Lou and me as well as from their GNT match. 

My notes from the second match suck – but there is one hand where you have an opening lead decision….
You hold:
J72
K1086
KQ
7653
The auction starts on your right with 1NT.  LHO bids 2C, RHO bids 2H.  LHO bids 3NT.  You’re up.  This is an easy question…Rate the suits in order that you would lead them – without regard to what card you choose…What would you lead?  The S2?  Then you rank spades first.  If you lead the C6, then rank clubs first.  Whatever, but you pick.

We’re down 17 at the half of this match.  We ended up winning by nearly 30.  So on to the semi finals…this team was not half bad, but they were overpowered.

That will end the day 5 report here.  I did not take nearly as many notes this time because of the event, and the newly reinstated partnership….we’ll build our way into the B.I.G./Lou discussions later…

So here’s to the semi finals….lets go Buffalo!  Incidentally, while Lori and I were wandering the Vegas streets today, we bumped into the nicest couple on the planet – June and Jim Linhart.  Jim and I became acquainted a number of years ago at the Bermuda Regional thanks to “Bermuda” (see previous blog entries).  He has always thought kindly of me because of my treatment of Bermuda both at and away from the table.  He told me he wanted to help out because he knew I had no place to stay Saturday evening – and so, on the spot, he gave me the key to his time share – and told me to take the ‘room on the right.’  It was awesome – the gesture, the room, and the man.

I look forward to returning this favor to someone some day.  I am a lucky guy when it comes to stuff like this – things just work out.  Jim then informs me that I am welcome to stay at his ‘other’ time share on the strip starting tomorrow.  He says there are ONLY 4 bathrooms and 2 kitchens in the four bedroom suite.  I am at that time share as I write this blog entry - My bathroom here, which is just mine, is approximately the size of my kitchen – perhaps a bit smaller…the shower is the size of my entire bathroom at home…zoiks.

I am worth every penny – yeah, right.  I only wish I was worth half of that much….
AMF!
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Jul. 22nd, 2008 @ 02:00 pm GNT-A Round of 8...
Day 4 in Vegas – Day 3 of the GNT-A
Welcome to Friday morning.  I am feeling GREAT today.  Lori and I hung out at the pool, worked on some crossword puzzles, etc.  I got to blog a bit this morning, even though you haven’t read about it yet.  I am bummed because I know the end of her vacation is near – and we really have not spent that much time together.  She says she understands about my anchoring the team – and I believe her – but that does not mean it doesn’t suck for her.  Her poker face is SOLID – which to me means it’s not actually a poker face, but legitimate feelings of ‘it is okay.’  I hope that is true.

So I arrive at the playing site in plenty of time to see that we drew the defending champions – well, 2/3 of the team is the same as last year.  No big deal.  I know two of the players on the team – and while they are solid, they have an abundance of chinks in the armor – as most teams do no matter what level.  Pizza takes me aside to ask me an interesting question…”Do you not like playing with me,” he says.  Apparently I gave off too much of an ‘I don’t give a shit’ vibe last night.  As anyone I play with can attest to, I don’t care with whom I play, Nor do I really care very much who my teammates are.  I want to win as much as anyone else, but my point is, unless I play perfectly, I just don’t care about the others on my team from a bridge standpoint.  I am far more concerned with their emotional health.  If you have played with my long enough you know this is true.  Pizza and I do not have a long history together (fewer than 50 boards together) and he does not have a feel for my demeanor at the table.  He interprets ‘lack of frivolity’ to indicate lack of happiness.  Not so.  I just don’t care about anything other than bridge while we’re at the table.  And maybe I don’t like getting lessons in between sessions, or any other time, for that matter. 

Remember that discussion about certain members of our team and the East Jahunga team?  I would be uptight if that safety wanted to give lessons to the rest of the team.  It’s just puffing your chest when you don’t need to.  I know my value to the team, and I know everyone else’s value to the team – relative both to who’s good and who isn’t, who’s hot and who isn’t, etc.  I don’t need anyone to treat anyone else like shit because they want to prove something about their resume´.  If this is arrogant, then give me the scarlet letter right now – Sorry if you don’t think I am a good enough judge of bridge ability, character, and integrity. 

So I sit with Jam (positions not revealed until you answer the following question), and at the other table, Spiral partners Pizza while Shooter gets some rest (or wins another thousand at the ‘21’ tables…)  First, take a look at this entire hand and tell me where the problem is:

…………………….AKJ86
…………………….J7652
…………………….-------
…………………….J62
Q974……………………………………52
KQ10…………………………………..A8
A4……………………………………….Q10975
K875……………………………………..AQ109
…………………….103
…………………….943
…………………….KJ8632
…………………….43

East is the dealer with none vul:  opps are silent:
WEST…..EAST
-------………1D
..1S………….2C
..3NT….(all pass)
North leads a fourth-best heart.  Declarer wins the queen at T1.  At trick 2, declarer plays the Diamond Ace and gets the bad news as North plays the S8 – N/S play odd-even first discards.  He continues a diamond.  South wins as cheaply as necessary and plays back the H4 to the ace – west playing the 10 and North the 2.  Declarer plays the D10 from dummy and south wins the Jack as north produces the 6 of spades….

Can you see the problem?  South now has to play a spade to beat the contract, but has potentially conflicting information.  Is it possible for west to have the QJ10 of hearts as the original holding?  If that is the case, the third heart is required.  Is it possible for north’s hearts to suck and a spade play be required?  If you did not have the advantage of seeing all four hands, you would have a much harder time coming to a conclusion – So, using the information of the BIDDING and PLAY only – what do you do when you’re in with the DJ?

South, in the example played back another heart.  That was not a resounding success.  I have my theory as to what was right and why – but do you?  As is common with bridge-world type problems, assign the blame – All North?  All South?  50-50 or some other percentage?  Or is TGD just being himself?

Then, Jam played a hand really nicely for an 11 imp pickup – and it seemed clear to me two things:  A)  it was definitely the right play, and B) his counterpart was not likely to find it.  Just a feeling – and it was right.  You are west playing 3NT.  What do you do?
AQ1065……….2
AQJ……………..943
K53…………….A642
52……………….AQ964

The opening lead was  a spade to the Jack and the queen.  Now what?  At one point in the hand, Jam played a club to the 9.  If I did not have the 9, ducking from both hands would be correct with the intention of finessing the queen the 2nd time around – King third onside will fetch.  As it was, the 9 fetched the King!  They were 3-3, and he quickly chalked up 11 tricks with HK in the pocket.  Nice play, Jam.

The rest of the hands were fairly dull with those two exceptions, but when Jam asks ‘how do you think it is?’ I reply that It’s not great, but that I would rather have our card than theirs…

And the numbers bear that out – at the ¼ mark, we are ahead 27-24.  It feels like I thought it would – close, but we’re ahead. 

On to the second quarter.  I order deep dish with all the toppings for this set of 14 while Jam takes a breather.  On the first board, I blow a meaningless overtrick IMP.  On the second board, some creative bidding by an opponent who was sitting out the first half, and doesn’t know about my Kung-Fu style…(yeah, right).  My hand was:

A106
QJ8752
43
K7

Pizza held:
7
A96
AK52
QJ9762

Pizza dealt and opened 1C.  My RHO bid 1S.  I bid 2H (yes, thanks, I know it’s a little light).  LHO bid 2S, and Pizza bid 3S.  This got cracked.  We don’t have many agreements, but it seems to me if he wants to know about NT, he’ll tell me if I pass.  So I do that.  Pizza’s 4H should end the bidding, but we’re red, and they’re white.  So, my RHO decides to play Jesus and bids 4S.  Bad idea.  Soon it is 8 spades (4 spades doubled) and we collect everything – including 2 trump tricks (I got a promotion), 2 hearts when the King was onside doubleton.  2 diamonds, and 2 clubs.  We tapped out declarer before he could establish his diamonds.  A cool 1100.  More importantly, and early message not to try his club game tactics in a national…but I could be wrong.  That was win 9 IMPs  - that represented our biggest pickup of the half. 
At the half, the opponent who went for his nuts was quick to point out that 6H was icecold and ‘why didn’t his team bid it’ etc.  WTF are you talking about?  We’re off 2 key cards, and hearts need to cooperate.  Even if you KNEW the HK was onside, it is still a less than even percentage because of the 3-1 splits….

There was not much to do this quarter – we lose some ground, but nothing to write home about….We lost that segment 29-23, so we’re now down 3 IMPs for the day.  Big deal…we can do that easily.  But giving up IMPs doesn’t feel good – we should just be rocking this team. 
TD and Shooter got a little excited on a hand in that quarter and went off 1 in slam for lose 11.  I wont mention names, but the free-safety decided revoking was a good idea….and blew 5 imps in the process…whatever, it’s aggravating, but again, when I play perfectly is the day I will start saying anything to my teammates.  To that end, Spiral and I have had some AWESOME discussions about methodology and approaches.  Further, we were recently approached by the BIG-DoG (from now on, referred to as BD) to try to put a team together for future GNTs – that sounds intriguing if not realistic….time will tell….but I think Spiral and I will give it a go in the VERY near future…Neither of us have time for anything – enter BBO.  Thanks, Fred G.

Off to dinner – it was delicious – WOW – it was AMAZING.  It was the Hofbrau Haus in Las Vegas.  Lori really wanted to enjoy a nice meal while we together – so I told her to figure out a place she wanted to go eat, and when the session ended, we would go there.  Well let me tell you – she picked an ENORMOUS winner.  It was amazing – the atmosphere, the people, the service was exemplary – and the food?  It was like I imagined my dad’s parents (off the boat from what used to be East Germany) ate every day.  It was just like I remember the Hofbrau Haus in Munchen when I was there 20 years ago! 

Lori had the Sauerbraten and I had some of the best Marjoram-veal brats I have ever had.  We started with Kartoffel Puffer (potato pancakes).  Washed that down with a liter of fine German Ale – and then the main dishes – they were great. 

Geschmäcke sehr gut!

So moving into the evening session, Spiral is gonna sitout – and Pizza will sit out the fourth quarter.  I had asked the team that if it was a blowout in either direction if I could have the 4th Q off so that I could enjoy some Lori time – but thru the half, there was no blowout – in fact, down 3 is still a great match.  So off we go.  It was interesting – just before this half began, I complained slightly to Spiral that we were bucking fate by continuing to play Pizza-Me as a partnership – that there were no accidents yet, but one was bound to occur due to our lack of discussions of methodology, etc – we have never really discussed our card believe it or not.  Third board out of the box, a little bit of lightning struck…I held:

8
QJ1082
542
A876

The auction started with 1D on my right.  1S on my left.  Pizza throws 1NT on the table.  RHO asks…and my response is “I could tell you but I would just be guessing”  Is this takeout?  Is it strong?  I have 5-4 in the roundeds, so that would tend to indicate a strong NT.  There was no spade raise on my right – is it a strong NT?  I have 7 HCP so perhaps it is a weaker takeout.  I don’t know.  Let’s suppose it is a strong NT – are transfers on here?  And if so, would a transfer to spades make sense?  If it is a light takeout, I want to play 2/3/4H.  if it is a strong NT, I most likely want to play 2/3/4H.  But I don’t know our methods.  So I decide that a spade transfer seems stupid – so I bid 2H.  TRANSFER! He says.  And life sucks.  Now – when he bids 2S – and there is a TON of UI available… but does that mean I must bid again?  I ‘know’ because of the announcement which I am not allowed to hear, that he now has a 1NT opener.  If he had a light t/o, 2S would be an impossible bid – ergo he cannot have a light takeout…. So if that is the case, and I wanted to play 2H – 2Spades must be a cuebid for hearts, right?  So I must bid 4H, right?  A max, a fit, blah blah blah….

I don’t know what the right answer is.  I think in front of a committee I am forced to bid 4H and go down like a man – the result would have been the same as the table result -200.  But guess what?  When dummy hits, I have to deal with the huffing and hawing and a “this is insane” comment. 

(expletives deleted from original post)

A  couple of hands later, we bid a slam.  It required a non-club lead to make it – but since clubs was doubled at my table, they got their lead, and their 17 IMPs.  At the other table, they just blasted into a slam without such trivialities as controls and got rewarded.  It happens….
Do you invite with this collection?

K642
AJ
82
AK752

You bid, with silent opponents:
1C – 1H;
1S – 1NT
Is it right to invite?  Does the vulnerability matter to you?  If you’re concerned about IMP-odds, I’ll tell you that you’re vulnerable and they are not….does that influence your decision sufficiently?

Then – an SOS redouble – uhoh.  So, I decide to open a real gem:
AJ432
J5
K10
Q1073

You don’t think I know it’s a rag?  Of course I know that.  So I open anyway.  Pizza bids 1NT, and RHO doubles.  Pass pass to a redouble.  I bid 2C, pass pass to a double…all float…dummy was a sight for…well…for something…

Void
T876
J9652
KJ42

A diamond to the ace and then club ace and a club left this position:
Void
T876
J965
K4

AJ432
J5
K
Q10
I cash the DK, SA, and ruff a club.  I run the DJ and it gets covered – and I am soon home….
1 spade, 2 diamonds, 1 club, and four cross ruffs.  Then…a play for the ages…you get to four spades on this auction as south:
W…..N…..E…..S
---…..---……---…..P
P…..2D…..X……3D
4S – all pass

Single dummy is coming…double dummy is easy enough…
K72
KJ72
6
AQ1086

AJ1085
654
AQ3
94
Do you agree with the bidding?  You’re at equal white, obviously playing IMPs.  General plan on a small diamond lead to the ten?
This was an 8 IMP pickup when our teammates were down one in some number of diamonds…
So we compare the third quarter, and guess what?  We pick up  - although very little.  It is 39-37 in our favor – yes, that’s 76 IMPs in fourteen boards – and there was a push.  So how did you do in that last 4S contract?  I bet it was not what you thought…but when west shows out of trumps, the hand becomes a bit clearer….
The East-West Cards from 4S earlier….:
Void……….Q9643
Q83…………A109
KJ987……..10542
KJ532………7
If you are keeping track of this match, we are presently stuck 1 IMP with 14 boards to play.  It is presently anyone’s match.  With a bit of flair and arrogance, I have to say – I cannot friggin believe we are losing this match – and I mean that – WE are losing – we’re not being beaten.  We’re just pissing away IMPs…so lets hope that doesn’t happen with 14 to play…0ff we go.  I have missed a total of 14 boards in three days – you better believe I am not missing this next set of 14…not a rat’s chance in hell…

And we’re off…..
First board – push
Second board – lose one overtrick IMP when I get aggressive in trying to beat their game.
Third board – There is an opportunity for them to pick up here as they do NOT play 1NT forcing.  It is the last making spot – and my opponents make 2 when we slip slightly in the defense…it is a moot point, IMPs wise, and we lose 8
So we’re now down 10 with 11 to go…

Fourth board – push
Fifth board – push
Sixth board….this was tremendous fun to defend.  Jam ends up missing a chance to endplay dummy for down 2 and we collect 100 – these IMPs would turn out to cost us in the big picture…but, we still collect 4 IMPs as our teammates went plus also.  So far so good…
Seventh board – This sucks.  I open 1NT, Jam transfer to 2H and we’re done.  My trump suit is:  98762 opposite Q5.  I need as many tricks as I can.  I play a trump to the queen and it goes king.  Later on when I play a trump, the hand who won the King shows out.  Yugh.  4 natural trump losers.  Life sucks.  I try to recover and go down an extra trick in the process…-200 instead of -100 which could have been +110 if things went my way (double hook in a side suit).  Anyway, on that hand, same contract at the other table, their declarer only had 3 natural trump losers.  Person ‘A’, whose name shall not be used to protect the innocent flew Ace the first time trumps were played squashing their partner’s stiff King…damn.  That is -110 for them, and lose 7 IMPs for us…it was always five IMPs – but if I play for down 1 instead, we’d be in better shape.

Halfway through this quarter, and we are currently down 13 IMPs.  7 to go.  The next three boards seem routine, and so it proves – one push, lose 1 imp, gain 1 imp on silly overtricks…4 to play, and still stuck 13.  Then, what looks like the nail in the coffin…you declare five diamonds on the following hand as west…

AJ….…………10984
J5….………….Q
AKQ9852…J107
Q9……………A8742

You opened 1D as west, North bid 4H and you bid out to 5 diamonds on the way back which was passed out.  Can you make it?  They led the HA, and switched to a trump.  Jam won the Ace in his hand….and did what?  That seems like an odd play to me – you need to pitch a club from your hand to make this puppy – or you need to setup clubs for a spade discard.  It looks to me like spades will provide your best opportunity for another trick.  So if you win the trump in dummy and lead a spade – you put yourself in a good position to catch either both spades onside, a spade honor onside-third, or a simple ruffing finesse later.  Well, SA followed by SJ – and north follows low smoothly as south win the spade king and backs a small club.  Jam puts up the queen, and darnit all, it goes king. He wins the ace and …..plays the 10 of spades – small from south….and he ruffed it.  This has to be anti percentage both a priori and otherwise…

Good news?  It’s a push.  Bad news?  It’s an 11-imp loss for our side, essentially, since his counterpart went down as well…so we have 3 boards to play, and we’re stuck 13. 

Board 11 – we bully the opponents to a no-play game and collect 100 – I think Spiral and Shooter will bid accurately to the cold 3NT - …I had a great opportunity to trick the declarer holding JT8 of trumps…The combined holding in trumps was:

AQ94 opposite K76.  Declarer played the queen, and I played the 8.  On Small to the King, I played the jack.  Declarer hooked on the way back.  I would have also – I preempted during the bidding and didn’t lead my ‘shortness’ – so I probably have short trumps…BZZZZZZT….
So we’re stuck 2 imps with 2 boards to play.  (note now that going down 1 in 2H would be essential at this point…or perhaps beating 1NT two tricks for win 6 instead of win 4….if Jam and I are perfect – that is to say neither of these two things happen AND we make 5D, we are ahead with two to play…)

On the 2nd to last board, the opponents make a slam try, and come up short at the 5 level.  Six is laydown cold, and from what I can see in the dummy, it’s infinitely biddable – in fact – it is easier with fewer methods – enter Spiral and Shooter – remember Shooter doesn’t play a lot of crap – but uses judgment instead.  Well, alas, judgement failed to get us there too…so that was a push…
One to play!  We’re stuck 2 IMPs….2 friggin IMPs.  The opponents have 31 HCP and fail to even make an effort to bid a slam.  The boys bid the slam – and it comes down to a key suit – trumps…you have:  AJT7 opposite Q982.  You need the King in the hole – and it….IT….IT…..is offside…lose 11.

Final result – lose by 13 IMPs.  Now – check it out.  If Jam and I are picture perfect, we pick up 11 IMPs in 5D, and 2 IMPs each defending 1NT and declaring 2H.  we win by 2.  So I cannot comfortably say that “we did our best.”  We simply didn’t.  Our best was easily good enough to beat this team…

What is sad, and I can tell you this now, is on paper, I didn’t think we had a great team.  We had some good individuals, but I really did not care for our chemistry.  We actually got further than I thought we would – I told Lori there was a chance we would not make day 2 of the KO phase…we did.  In that regard, my ‘team’ proved me wrong…In other regards, my team proved me dead on accurate….chemistry, as I had mentioned from Meadville, was a problem.  I can say this for sure, and it is with some sadness – I wont play for a national championship on this specific team again. 

Jam was a totally different character this time around - way more supportive and responsive than in meadville to the needs of the team.  I do NOT care how badly we lose ever – and I do NOT care how much we crush our opponents…I care about people being treated equitably…especially me. 

This is not a knock on Jam, but rather on Pizza - I don’t need a steel girder for support from my partner, but I do need something resembling a wet noodle to support the decisions across the table.  To Jam:  Thanks bro – your approach to the game in Las Vegas was WAY better than your approach to Meadville.  Your discipline was much appreciated – not once did he open 1NT with a stiff!  In fact, at one point, we both had a good laugh about that during one of the hands on Friday.  Your competitive spirit and willingness to want to kick one particular opponent’s ass (think red shirt) was refreshing going into the last quarter….you played admirably.  Pizza – bro – gotta lighten up on your partner and your teammates…It’s just slightly, EVERY SO SLIGHTLY possible that:

a)    your CHO knows when he/she f**cked up, and
b)    your teammates know the same….
c)    your teammates want to win as much as you do
d)    your partner/teammates can outplay you…

Shooter, Spiral – thanks for the fun and the camaraderie.  Thanks for covering entry fees, Bubba – made my financial life a lot easier.  Spiral, thanks for giving me every single problem for review after each round – it made the hands a lot clearer, not only for the blog, but for the sake of our future partnership….

Day 4 in Vegas is over, and so is our GNT foray.  Lori is flying home tomorrow at 4pm.  The team wants to play Sat-Sun KOs – I do too, but I need to sitout the first half.   We will get into those gory details later. 

AMF!
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